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  • Kat Food…

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    As you are all well aware, E K  and I celebrated our 22nd anniversary on Halloween this year. Many of you already know there is a long and involved story behind the courtship, wedding, and our forgetting that costumed kiddies would be knocking on our door during the ceremony – the ceremony and reception were both held at our house. For those of you who may be new to this blog, you can read about it here (if you so desire) – The Mahwage Blogs

    The other thing you long time readers know is that I am the cook in the family and that the kitchen is my domain. On our anniversary we usually go out for dinner, but sometimes circumstances dictate that we stay in for the evening. Such was the case on this recent Halloween 2009.

    But, stay in or no, we are talking about Evil Kat here and a celebration of my 22 years of indentured servitude to her redheaded evilness, so obviously dinner needed to be something special or terrible and horrible things would happen to me.

    So, I fixed a dinner fit for an Evil Redhead and all was good. After said meal,  being ecstatic that I would live to see another day, I posted the following Facebook status update:

    FB Status

    Much to my surprise comments were flying left and right with folks jokingly begging invites to my house. However, among the comments were also requests for the recipes, and one of them came from Reverend Alicia Lyon Folberth who wanted to know if she could include them in an upcoming cookbook being produced for her temple.

    Since many of my dishes are created spur of the moment, I didn’t necessarily have a recipe at hand and wasn’t quite sure where to start, especially since a good portion of this particular meal relies simply on knowing how to cook a steak. However, after ruminating a bit I managed to jog my memory enough put something on paper for her. And, since there were many others who won’t have access to the cookbook proper, I thought maybe I’d post the recipes here.

    Besides, if her supreme evilness decides she wants this again I might need to refresh my memory with my own blog…

    E Kay’s 22nd Anniversary Dinner

    Irish Whisky Marinated Ribeye Steaks with Crab, Feta, and Herb Butter
    Grilled Vodka-Lime Portabello Mushrooms
    Steamed Broccoli

    (Serves 2 – adjust ingredients as needed for larger group)

    INGREDIENTS:

    2 Good Quality Trimmed Ribeye Steaks – I prefer Black Angus, dry aged

    2 Large Portabello Mushrooms

    1 Large Head Fresh Broccoli

    1 6 oz Can Lump Crabmeat (Unless you have access to fresh)

    1 4 oz Container Crumbled Feta Cheese

    1 Large Head of Garlic

    Sun Dried Tomatoes

    1 Fresh Lime

    ¼ Lb Sweet Cream Butter (1 Stick)

    2 Tbsp Sweet Cream Butter

    Olive Oil

    Worcestershire

    Vodka

    Pepper Vodka (Optional)

    Bushmills Irish Whiskey

    Dark Brown Sugar

    Salt

    Pepper

    Paprika

    Basil (Dried)

    Onion Powder

    INITIAL PREPARATION:

    The following should be done 2 to 3 hours prior to cooking

    For The Crab-Feta Mixture –

    Soften ¼ Lb (1 stick) butter. Drain crabmeat and place in bowl with softened butter and 4 ounces of crumbled feta cheese. Add dried basil, 2 minced garlic cloves, 1 Tbsp minced sun dried tomatoes. Mix until fully incorporated. Refrigerate.

    For The Portabello Mushrooms –

    Remove stems and gills from mushrooms. Clean and rinse in cold water. Pat dry. Place in bowl. Add juice of one lime, 2 minced garlic cloves, and ¼ cup olive oil to cup and mix well. Pour over mushrooms, seal bowl and refrigerate.

    For The Broccoli –

    Rinse, chop into florets, peel and chop stem. Rinse again, drain, refrigerate.

    For The Ribeye Steaks –

    How far ahead you do this step is entirely dependent upon the level of flavor you are seeking from the whisky marinade. I suggest 3 hours, however, I have done it at 30 minutes for a milder flavor or even as long as 8 hours for a stronger flavor.

    Mix 3 Tbsp dark brown sugar with 4 ounces Bushmills Irish Whisky. If necessary, microwave for 10 – 15 seconds in order to gently warm and fully dissolve sugar. Place steaks in a shallow dish and Spoon one fourth of the mixture over steaks. Flip steaks and spoon another one fourth of the mixture over them. Reserve remaining Whisky marinade. Cover and refrigerate steaks unless you are going to be cooking them right away.

    COOKING:

    Remove all items from refrigerator 30 to 45 minutes prior to cooking.

    Place broccoli in steamer basket and steam in covered pan with 2-3 inches of water. OPTIONAL: Add an ounce of pepper vodka to the water as well. Melt 2 Tbsp butter. When finished steaming, drizzle broccoli with melted butter, salt and pepper to taste.

    Heat a grill pan or stainless steel skillet and add 2 to 3 tablespoons olive oil. Using tongs, sear mushrooms in hot oil, approximately 5-7 minutes per side. Remove mushrooms to shallow dish. To the hot skillet add remaining marinade from bowl and 2 ounces vodka. Deglaze pan. Allow to reduce by ¼ and pour over mushrooms.

    30 minutes prior to cooking drizzle both sides of ribeye steaks with Worcestershire. Season liberally with onion powder and paprika. Salt and pepper to taste. Drizzle with remaining whisky marinade. Preheat Oven to 500 degrees or use broiler if you prefer.

    Quickly sear steaks in cast iron or all metal skillet, approximately 3 minutes per side. In the center of each place a generous dollop of the crab-feta-butter mixture. Place skillet in oven or broiler and cook to desired level of doneness.

    Allow steaks to rest 5 minutes before serving.

    Quickly, while meat is resting, separate oil and grease from the liquid in the skillet (I have a separator cup I use). Discard grease and oil. Place skillet over high heat, return juices and 1 ounce bushmills to pan and deglaze. Reduce by ½ and pour over steaks immediately before serving.

    Notes:

    Multitasking is a pre-requisite, as you will end up doing all of the above simultaneously.

    Mix tall vodka tonic with twist of lime for your spouse and one for yourself.

    Eat your dinner.

    Clean up kitchen.

    Hand out candy to trick or treaters while working jigsaw puzzle with wife and daughter.

    Have pre-purchased Ben ‘n Jerry’s for dessert.

    You will likely have some of the crab-feta-butter mixture left. I generally will use it for a crostini or on crackers.

    More to come…

    Murv

  • Sockee To Me…

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    Mandy looked over at me and said, “Merrrba… gimmin suey sass.”

    I nodded and replied, “Shooba. Yooben neeb hat pemmer doo?”

    Everyone else around the table just stared. Well, almost everyone. Some of them were slumped over in their chairs, or pitched forward with their faces in their plates. The Evil Redhead was among them. In fact, she had been the first to go after staring off into space for several minutes.

    Stir FryI readjusted my chopsticks – all eleven of them, or so it appeared to me – in my hand, then chased a hunk of steak around my plate, batting it from one side, then over to the other and back again. Finally I just gave up, stabbed it with one of the plastic sticks, then spent another three minutes trying to hit my mouth.

    “Nom thiggen…” I muttered, waving the now empty, imitation ivory stick at the watery sauce on my plate.

    “Ahm nobissed…” Mandy said with a nod

    I stared at the sauce for a minute then asked, “Wunner by?”

    Mandy didn’t answer me this time. She had already fallen out of her chair as she passed out and plopped onto the floor.

    Okay, so I guess maybe I should rewind a few frames… Maybe even more than a few.

    You see, we used to have an almost weekly get together with a group of friends, generally on a Friday or Saturday evening. We’d pick a “theme” for a meal, even if it was just potluck, and then cook together, eat together, and just generally hang out together. On this particular evening, as evidenced by the chopsticks in use, the theme was “Asian-American” food.

    Now, I have to admit something here… I haven’t been entirely honest with you in the past. The truth is, in all of the blogs where I have pointed out that the Evil Redhead requires strict supervision in the kitchen, and would starve if there wasn’t something on hand to subject to the timed bursts of a microwave’s magnetron, I’ve been making it sound worse than it is.

    The Tuna Helper incident notwithstanding…

    So, it’s time I come clean: The Evil One prepares the best damn stir fry I have ever put in my mouth. Seriously. No kidding. Beats the holy hell out of Happy China Buffet, La Choy, Mandarin House, ad infinitum. You name an Asian-American restaurant out there and E K will whomp ’em good with her wooden spatulas and Wok.

    Except that one time… And, as you are sure to have surmised, that one time is what this blog is all about… And, to be perfectly honest, it wasn’t ALL her fault. She just started the rice ball rolling, so to speak.

    (Oh, and just so we are all on the same page – Yes, I know Sake is spelled Sake, not Sockee…)

    The evening started out like any other weekly dinner gathering evening. Mandy and I were in the kitchen taking a backseat sous chef role to the Evil Redhead who was in charge of the meal, obviously due to her prowess with a wok. The rest of the crew were enjoying some before dinner drinks and wandering in and out of the kitchen to chat with us. As usual, we were having a before dinner drink or two ourselves.

    Herein lies the problem – by this point in our marriage E K was already out of practice on her drinking AND she was imbibing on an empty stomach. Therefore, about halfway through preparation of one of the stir fry dishes, she crashed. Not hard, but she announced in no uncertain terms that she needed to sit down. This meant Mandy and I had to step up to the plate.

    No biggie. I can cook, we all know that. Should be easy like pie… I mean, E K had the recipe sitting right out there on the counter, and several other folks were more than happy to roll up their sleeves and pitch in as well, lest E K beat them for not helping out. You know how she is…

    Can you see where this is going yet? If not, keep reading… If so, still keep reading…

    sensei sakeI jumped to the stove and took over the spatulas. One stir fry dish was already done, and Mandy was working on a batch of fried rice.

    “Where did you leave off, Legs?” I asked my almost catatonic wife.

    “Soggy,” she mumbled.

    “Soggy?”

    “Uhmmm-hmmm,” she said with a nod. “Sohhhggggeeeee.”

    I ran down the list on the recipe and suddenly it made sense. Sake. Okay, all good. There was a bottle of it right there on the counter, so I tossed the sizzling meat around the wok then added the shot of sake called for on the ingredients. Back to the table I went to finish chopping the veggies.

    “Do you want me to watch this?” Mandy called out.

    I answered over my shoulder as the knife in my hand beat out a rhythm against the cutting board. “Yeah. I’ll be done here in just a second.”

    “Where did you leave off?” she asked.

    “Sake,” I told her.

    “Okay.”

    A few moments later I was tossing the veggies into the wok. However, instead of finding Mandy at the stove, one of our other friends was standing there, spatula in hand, looking somewhat lost.

    “Where’s Mandy?” I asked.

    “She had to use the bathroom. She asked me to watch the stove.”

    “All good, I’ll take over now.”

    “Thanks.”

    E K mumbled something from behind, “Saaahhhhgggeeee.”

    “What?” I asked, then looked at the recipe. “Oh yeah, Sake.”

    I added a shot of Sake.

    I could go on, as it didn’t end there, but I suspect you are all with me now if you weren’t already. Yep… When we compared notes the next day – post hangover, of course – we discovered that a recipe calling for 1 shot of sake had received something on the order of a half bottle of the rice booze and nowhere near enough stove top time to evaporate the alcohol – just enough to get it nice and warm…

    Of course, it all worked out for the best. We all ended up drunk from the meal, so we had plenty of our other booze left over for the next dinner party…

    More to come…

    Murv