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  • Zen Of K(c)ats…

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    It’s Sunday and I’m not in a particularly funny mood today.

    Not so much because it’s Sunday. At least, I don’t think that’s the reason. Actually, I think it’s more because I haven’t had enough coffee, and I just have too much going on to feel funny. Then again, maybe I’m not actually funny at all and I just think I am. There are those who believe that is that case. Suffice it to say, I don’t like them all that much.

    At any rate, when I went to bed last night “The Competition” (that being the two rescued feline types who live here) were having a bit of a tussle over a catnip filled mouse. Drugs. They do strange things, even to cats. So, as I drifted off all I kept hearing inside my head was—

     

    —just goes to show you that I’m not all that right in the head either, and I wasn’t even playing with the damned mouse.

    Anywho, where was I? Oh yeah… So, when I crawled out of bed this morning I found the little bastages sprawled out in the living room, sleeping off their catnip high after contemplating the curtains for half the night. It was actually serene for a change.

    And so, I leave you with this… The Zen of K(c)at—

    EK (the red haired evil one), Asphalt (the BIG gray one), and Nachos El Tigre (the small gray one)

    E K sorta looks like SHE could use some catnip…

    More to come…

    Murv

  • Recycle Or E K Will Hurt You…

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    As I’ve noted in the past, The Evil Redhead is sort of an environmental dominatrix. By that I mean if you harm the environment, she will torture you. She’s just that kind of gal. We even call her Kippy The Eco-Terrorist behind her back, of course. Otherwise she does really mean things to us. It’s not the eco-terrorist part that bothers her. Actually, she kind of likes that title. However, she absolutely hates being called “Kippy.”

    Go figure…

    At any rate, because of her whip wielding eco-activism, E K has informed me that I am to remind everyone of the following:

    November 8-14 is National Recycling Week

    And

    November 15th is America Recycles Day

    Recycling is important. Not only does it reduce waste and help the environment, it keeps The Evil One happy. Of course, torturing her victims keeps her happy too, but when she tortures litterbugs and BP execs, anger tends to overshadow her enjoyment of the process, rendering her moody and otherwise not so much fun to be around.

    And, we all want E K to be happy, correct? I know I do, and I even have the scars to prove it…

    To that end, at various events we have made available, for free, “E K Recycles Stickers” and “E K Consequences Motivational Posters”. These items have been an ENORMOUS hit with folks, and we’re relatively certain that it isn’t just because they are free. So, since we don’t make it to every corner of the world, or even country, we thought we’d put printable versions of the sticker and poster out there for those of you who want them, but haven’t been able to get them. These files are, of course, free of charge and you should feel free to distribute them as long as they remain unaltered.

    Should you not have access to a printer with water resistant ink, these stickers are also available at the On The Edge Graphics Cafepress Store. Of course, those are NOT free, but the are sold strictly at cost/base price, with no markup. (http://www.cafepress.com/otegraphics/6955205) – You will also find many other E K Recycles items, from re-usable water bottles and shopping bags to t-shirts and hoodies. Feel free to check out the rest of the On The Edge Graphics store for RGI and other Brainpan Leakage Swag as well…

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    (Links to the Hi-Res files can be found below each picture)

    Believe me, she will…

     

     

    Want Some Printable EK Says “Recycle Or I’ll Hurt You” Labels?

    Click Here For The PDF

     

     

     

    And, just in case you think she isn’t serious about meting out punishment, she wanted you to see the proof below. Aluminum cans aren’t the only things she enjoys stomping. Yes… She really is a bit militant about the recycling thing.

     

     

     

     

    Want A Printable ‘CONSEQUENCES” Motivational Poster?

    Click Here For The 300dpi JPG (11×17)

     

    More to come…

    Murv