BRAINPAN LEAKAGE

No, not the singer…

No, not the movie… Well, not THAT movie, anyway…

The Global Climate Change gifted us with a wicked, wet and cold winter, which has now been followed by a horrid, hot and dry summer. Almost everything has been worse this year – the ants, the Japanese Beetles, and even the winged, stinging hornets and yellow jackets. And, as is usually the case, Her Supreme Evilness has gone into eradicate mode. Over the years I have commemorated her various attacks upon the “bad” insects with a movie parody.  In this instance, however, I never saw the movie – just the original series – and I don’t want to massage a wiki (damn… that sounds kinda dirty) to make it fit the E K mythos.

However, as we all know, sometimes a picture is worth a thousand words, and I always try to include a ‘shopped movie poster. So… here it is. Her Supreme Redheaded Evilness versus the stinging swarm that has invaded our soffit…

Kato's got nothin' on "Oh Kat!"...

More to come…

Murv

Hamster Month Continues on Brainpan Leakage…

Image Copyright © M. R. Sellars – Phyllis had a son who happened to be an extremely cool kid. He’s probably all grown up now – in fact, chronologically, he most certainly is, because back then he was about the same age as my own offspring is now. At any rate, he and some friends from school had formed themselves a band, and called themselves “NERPH”. The truth is, they really couldn’t play the instruments all that well, and none of them had any real musical experience, but they beat and strummed anyway, while singing parodies of popular songs. As I am given to understand, the lyrics captioned in the picture were a parody of a Pearl Jam song titled Animal. Their version – which also became the name of their fictional debut album – was titled, Urinal. The sum of the lyrics that were ever relayed to me are for the most part depicted above. “I’m like a bomb, I gotta lit fuse, I gotta pee…”

I later found out that Phyllis’s son was ecstatic over this particular toon and kept a copy of it tacked on his wall for quite some time. I’m sure he’s forgotten about it now, but hey, it still exists and it entertained him at the time.

More to come…

Murv