BRAINPAN LEAKAGE

Merry Christmas, Happy Yule, Happy Hanukkah, yadda yadda…

Or, if you prefer, Bah Humbug.

There. Hopefully the bases are pretty much covered.

Anywho, if you didn’t find what you were looking for under the tree, I have a feeling I know why. You see, E K has the guy in the red suit a bit tied up. Don’t believe me?

Evil Kat Holds Santa Hostage

See? Told ya…

(And yes, that really is Evil Kat. I know I said she doesn’t show up on film, but it’s Christmas and all. That really is Santa too. Trust me. His friggin’ reindeer are pooping up my lawn even as I type… But, E K is having fun and that’s what counts…)

So, anyway, if you happened to be one of the lucky folks who got a visit from Lackey Claus prior to E K getting her hands… or foot, I guess… on him, and he just happened to have left an e-reader under your tree, well then have I got a deal for you!

Not only is Merrie Axemas: A Killer Holiday Tale, my holiday-themed novella available for download both free and cheap, depending on where you dowload, there are some other specials going on today as well.

Merrie Axemas: A Killer Holiday Tale – FREE Via Smashwords

https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/33538 – COUPON CODE – MY75G

Merrie Axemas: A Killer Holiday Tale – 99¢ Via Amazon.com

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B004GHNE4W/

ALSO HARM NONE: A ROWAN GANT INVESTIGATION – FREE E-BOOK

(Book #1 in the series – coupon code good today only!)

Harm None: A Rowan Gant Investigation – COUPON CODE – UK83R

AND FROM NOW THROUGH THE END OF THE YEAR

ALL ROWAN GANT E-BOOKS JUST  $2.95  AT SMASHWORDS.COM

(Coupon codes good through midnight December 31, 2010)

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Never Burn A Witch: A Rowan Gant Investigation – COUPON CODE – SS92U

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The End Of Desire: A Rowan Gant Investigation – COUPON CODE – YL53T

Blood Moon: A Rowan Gant Investigation – COUPON CODE – JX39Q

Miranda: A Rowan Gant Investigation – COUPON CODE – YJ65F

So, better take advantage of the deals while you can, and tell everyone you know who has an e-reader. I have NO IDEA when E K is going to let the fat guy loose…

More to come…

Murv

Hamster Month continues on Brainpan Leakage…

Image Copyright © M. R. Sellars – Phyllis and I had our own set of catch phrases – some of them cliche, some not so much cliche – that we tossed around. Sometimes, we could send each other into fits of hysterics with a well timed, “Eat your broccoli, goddammit!” and nothing more. Of course, among the cliche phrases was the old standby, “running with scissors”… To us, this was like code for bucking the system. And so, one day when I felt a bit anti-establishment, so did Merp. Next thing you know, scissors were in play, cats and dogs were getting along, and anarchy broke out all over the place…

More to come…

Murv