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  • I Warned You…

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    Sorry, Folks, but today’s Brainpan Leakage isn’t of the funny, analytical, or current events type. Actually, it is just a final reminder. I’ve been telling everyone on Facebook for a solid month now that I am doing away with my “profile” and using the “Page” as my presence on the Social Networking site.

    Most everyone “gets it,” some don’t, some are angry about the decision. Oh well, can’t please everyone now can I?

    However, my point with THIS blog entry is this – Today is the last day the profile will be live. As of tomorrow it will be deactivated. So, here is the final bell. Obviously, you can still go “Like” the M. R. Sellars page even after the deactivation of the profile. I am merely putting this out there so that when people email me and say, “I had no idea!” I can point and say, “Why the hell not? I warned you…”

    And so, GRAPHICALLY Speaking:

    PROFILE NO

    https://www.facebook.com/not there no more…

    PAGE YES

    https://www.facebook.com/SellarsMR

    With luck I will return you to your regularly scheduled leakage 9/4/11…

    More to come…

    Murv

  • I Can Haz Blog?

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    LOLcats seem to have all the answers. They can tell you if you are doing whatever it is you are doing, correctly, or as they like to say, “rite”.

    Of course, they will also gladly inform you if you are doing it incorrectly, or also as they like to say, wrong… Amazingly enough, for being such atrocious spellers on the whole, they actually get that last one correct. Well, you know what they say about blind pigs and truffles… Maybe that applies to cats and “cheezburgers” too.

    Bloggin... ur doin it wrongAnyway, since those little bastages apparently have the scoop on everything, I suppose that is why I am paying homage to them in the picture above. I mean, after all, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery… Hold on a second while I go barf up a hairball in my wife’s new shoes. That should flatter the hell out of the little “cheezburger nom nom nommers“… I just have to decide which pair I should toss the yak into…

    Stunning visual there, eh?

    Of course, as usual, I’m not here to talk to you about LOLcats, “cheezburgers” and who can “haz” them, or even my wife’s shoes, although I have to admit, E K has some really great shoes… And what with me being a leg guy and all… I’m just sayin‘…

    Okay, fine… Y’all are really putting a crimp in my fun, you know… So anyway, what I am really here to prattle on about is blogging.

    You see, ever since moving my blog from Myspace and setting it up over here on this self-hosted WordPress platform, I have been tracking little things like page views, subscriptions, and the like. Why? Because I can, I guess… But mainly, I just do it for fun… Really. I’m certainly not out to set any Google page rank records or anything… (Yeah, that whole page rank thing is going to show up in another blog… Trust me… I already wrote it and queued it up, so be on the lookout.) However, moving on with the current ramble, throughout this process I have been doing some studying… Or, as we like to call it back home in Kentucky, studyin’. And, because of all that studyin’ I’ve been uh-doin’, I have now added some new material to my reading list…

    Unfortunately, it’s not the “reading for pleasure” kind of material…

    Being an author, besides my research and such, I tend to read articles about marketing. Yeah, that’s why I sometimes refer to myself as a marketing whore… It’s all just part of being an author type person… Especially a fiction author… The publisher does quite a bit, but there’s still a whole stack of marketing that falls in the lap of the person who slung the words in the first place. In fact, the old adage is that an author’s job “begins the moment he or she types The End.” (Actually, we don’t type, The End... We type -30- or # # #, but that’s another story).

    Be that as it may, I won’t go there, because we’ve already traveled this particular dark and rut-filled road in the past. I will, however, point out that the new material I added to my reading list had to do with, yes, marketing… Specifically, effectively using your blog for marketing.

    And, as you can see in the picture up top, based on what I learned from everything I’ve read, I’m “doin it wrong.”

    Apparently, I am supposed to be blogging solely about things such as writing, current events as they pertain to my writing, and more importantly, I am supposed to be handing out all kinds of helpful advice and crap about… Yeah, you guessed it, writing. But, I am supposed to do all of this without writing about myself, in any way, shape, or form, or reveal the fact that I am a writer by trade, other than to casually mention that I am in fact the author of said blog. But not of books… Just the blog… And only casually… That’s it. Nothing more.

    However, if I really, really want to be impressive to the masses, what would make me an even more effective and popular blogger would be if I was some kind of Perez Hilton/TMZ clone, and I blogged about stupid things that celebrities do. Unfortunately, I generally don’t give a flying rat’s ass about “celebrities”… Megan Gallagher, well, she’d be the exception, but we won’t go there…

    So… According to the “experts” it’s either that, or posting naked pictures in my blogs. That’d work too…

    Well… I don’t wanna do any of that… Maybe the nekkid pictures… Yeah, okay, different blog… At any rate, one of my old bosses used to say, “An expert is a spurt that couldn’t cut it and had to quit.” There are all kinds of places we could go with that, but again, we won’t go there… Suffice it to say, being an expert really doesn’t mean all that much in the grand scheme of things.

    But, seriously… There are all manner of do’s and don’ts to this blogging stuff. I’m actually starting to wish someone had supplied me with a manual up front, then I would have known I was breaking the rules right from the outset.

    On that note, I have to say, I’m fairly amused by some of the lists I’ve read. You know, the “50 Tips For Better Blogging” type of lists. My favorites go something like this:

    1. Don’t post blogs on weekends.
    2. Don’t write about yourself.
    3. Put links in your blog.
    4. Post on weekdays.
    5. Post on weekends because no one else posts on weekends.
    6. Put pictures in your blog.
    7. Write about yourself.
    8. Write about your dog.
    9. Don’t post on weekdays, no one will have time to read the post.
    10. Don’t put links in your blog.
    11. Don’t clutter up your blog with pictures. Text only.
    12. Write an interconnected series.
    13. Never write a series. Only short, 2 or 3 paragraph standalone blogs.

    … And on from there. Telling you to do this, don’t do that, and contradicting themselves at every turn… Almost always within the same list. I honestly believe that some of these “helpful hints” have to have been posted as tongue in cheek silliness just to see if anyone would follow the “rules”. Either that, or the creator of the list has a debilitating hippocampus injury and cannot remember what she/he wrote two seconds ago.

    But, no matter what, they all agree with the LOLcats. I am doing it wrong… I’m not suppose to be entertaining, I am supposed to be disseminating useful information devoid of any entertainment whatsoever. My blogs have to have a higher purpose… Higher purpose, not special purpose… Just how many times have you seen The Jerk, anyway? Yeah… Figures.

    Well, as I’ve said in the past about my novels, sometimes the purpose is just to entertain, and in my estimation, that’s one damn fine purpose, and it ranks right up there with all the rest.

    You know… I think I’ll just stop reading those articles and have myself a “cheezburger” instead…

    More to come…

    Murv