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  • Turkey Salad On Whole Wheat…

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    I love me some Cracker Barrel. I’ve never made a secret of that.

    Whenever I’m on a driving book tour, Cracker Barrel is my number one choice for a quick meal. The Country Boy Breakfast can’t be beat, and if I’m in a hurry, the Chicken ‘n Dumplings are always hot and ready to go. There’s a song by one of my all time favorite bands, Styx, called Music Time. One of the lines says, “I like fast food, the burgers always taste the same.”

    Well, that’s one of the great things about Cracker Barrel. They have those Chicken ‘n Dumplings down to a science, and they always taste the same no matter where you are in the country.

    But The Redhead isn’t a big Cracker Barrel fan. It’s not that she dislikes it. It’s more that she has her own favorite, that being Arby’s. Why Arby’s? Definitely not for the roast beef, I’m here to tell you.

    Nope… Fact is, Her Supreme Leather Clad Goddessness-ness is all about the Market Fresh Pecan Chicken Salad Wrap. So, whenever we are on the road together – she has her Evil Appearances ya’know – she dictates the meal stops, and if it has to be fast and can’t be a local cuisine type of bistro, her choice is almost always Arby’s.

    Therefore, in keeping with the theme of Thanksgiving leftovers and feeding The Evil One, we have another recipe…

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    MISTRESS KAT’S FAVORITE TURKEY SALAD

    Makes enough to feed “Satan in High Heels” for around 1 week of lunches. Adjust quantities as necessary.

    INGREDIENTS:

    3 Cups diced turkey
    1 1/2 Cups red seedless grapes, quartered
    1 – 2 (depends on size) Jonathan Apples, cored and diced – note: after dicing toss with a tablespoon of lemon juice to prevent discoloring from oxidation.
    2 Ribs Celery – hearts preferably – diced
    1/2 Cup chopped walnuts
    1/2 TBSP Ground Rosemary
    1 TBSP Parsley Flakes
    1 tsp celery seed
    1 TBSP Yellow Prepared Mustard
    3 TBSP Mayonnaise
    3 TBSP Plain Greek Yogurt
    Salt and Pepper to taste

    DIRECTIONS:

    Mix all ingredients together in a bowl. Adjust amount of mayonnaise/yogurt if you desire a “drier” or “wetter” turkey salad. Refrigerate.
    I suggest allowing it to sit in the icebox overnight before serving, in order to give the flavors a chance to blend.
    The Redhead likes this served with a sprinkle of shredded Monterey Jack or Mild Cheddar, rolled into a whole grain wrap. I will also occasionally garnish with baby spinach or frisee.

    More to come…

    Murv

  • Of Great Northern Beans, And…

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    Ah, Thanksgiving weekend…

    Four full days of not having the house to myself, which is something to which I have become comfortably accustomed. But I can’t complain too much. After all, I am sharing it with the O-spring and the Evil One, so it’s all good.

    Speaking of The Evil One, Thanksgiving weekend is also the time when a hot redhead’s fancy turns to grinding her heel into her poor abused spouse even more than usual. Yes, it marks the beginning of “that season”…

    That season? What season? Which season?

    Easy… The season where the Evil Redhead chains me to the island in the kitchen and forces me to cook until my fingers bleed and I can barely hold up my head. And even then she comes by and slaps me around with a spatula and forces me to cook some more.

    One of the reasons this particular weekend marks the beginning of “that season” is the fact that her supreme redheaded evilness loves turkey. And I mean she LOVES turkey. You know the Adam Sandler Thanksgiving song? Well, he’s got nothing on E K. She thinks turkey is “the bomb”. Hell, she even married one. But seriously… Okay, so that was seriously… But OTHER seriously – E K really and truly loves turkey. Almost as much as corned beef, but that’s a different holiday.

    Therefore, when we do the family Thanksgiving with her clan, since I’m usually in charge of a side dish and a pie, I have to fix a small turkey at home so that she has some leftovers, otherwise she mopes around and takes out her frustrations on me even more than usual. And, on the off years, such as this one, when the family spreads across the country visiting other extended family, I have to fix an extra large bird for the three of us. Why? So she has leftovers. Weren’t you listening?

    Now, the thing is, even the redhead can only eat just so many turkey sandwiches before she starts getting grumpy, no matter how much she likes it. Therefore, back to where we started this endeavor, she chains me in the kitchen and demands that I concoct ever increasingly delectable dishes using the remainder of the roasted fowl.

    From our icebox door - srsly...

    As always, Friday is “turn the stripped carcass into stock day.” After that, my kitchen becomes the staging area for intense culinary endeavors designed to satisfy – or at least temporarily quell – the savage redhead.

    Therefore, over the next few blog entries I will be sharing recipes straight from my kitchen, some designed to make use of leftover turkey, others concocted merely to save myself from the wrath of the whip-wielding, leather and stiletto-clad redhead.

    We will begin with Turkey Chili. Why? Because this year, as it happens, E K announced that she really wanted some turkey chili. And when the redhead says she REALLY WANTS something, well, you know what THAT means. It says so right there on the sign…

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    GREAT NORTHERN CANARY CHILI WITH TURKEY

    Unlike the name might allude, no canaries were harmed in the preparation of this chili…

    INGREDIENTS:

    3 Cups Great Northern or Navy Beans
    1.5 Cups Canary Beans
    6-8 Cups Turkey Stock (Preferably homemade, I mean, after all…)
    2 Large Yellow Onions, chopped
    4 Ribs Celery, chopped
    1/2 Red Bell Pepper, chopped
    1/2 Green Bell Pepper, chopped
    1/2 Cup Chopped Pickled Sweet Banana Peppers
    2 TBSP Vinegar from jar of banana peppers
    4 to 5 Cups Diced Leftover Turkey (I prefer an 80/20 Dark to White ratio, but go with whatever your family – or redhead – demands.)
    1 Small Can Chopped Green Chilis
    1 Jalapeno pepper, chopped (Fresh or canned – not pickled unless you have no choice)
    1 Small Adobo Packed Chipotle Pepper, chopped (Available canned in the Mexican food section of your supermarket, or from a Mexican grocery.)
    1 TBSP Chili Powder
    2 tsp Chipotle Chili Powder
    1 TBSP Honey
    1 TBSP Ground Cumin
    1 TBSP of Your Favorite Hot Sauce
    2 TBSP Parsley Flakes
    Salt (To Taste)

    DIRECTIONS:

    Prepare beans as directed by soaking at least overnight. I usually go for a 20 to 24 hour soak, rinsing first, and then changing the water twice during the soak. Rinse soaked beans and place in a large crock pot with turkey stock to cover (plus an 1/2 to 1 inch) – add chopped onion, chopped celery, chopped red bell pepper, and chopped green bell pepper. Stir. Set on high and allow to come up to a simmer. Add chopped banana peppers, diced turkey, vinegar, green chilis, chopped jalapeno, chopped chipotle, honey, hot sauce, and dry seasonings. Mix well and allow to simmer until beans are tender and flavors have fully incorporated.

    Adjust seasonings to taste – i.e. I am fixing this for the redhead and the offspring, and they don’t like things to be too spicy. Therefore, you might want to increase the amount of cumin, chili powder, hot sauce, jalapeno, and chipotle. I generally doctor mine tableside to bring it up to “heat,” and will even add some finely chopped habanero (courtesy of my dear friend, Celeste Webster, Habanero Babe Supreme)…

    Serve with cornbread or blue corn tortilla chips, and a good beer. Given that we are dealing with a white bean chili I prefer a crisp Pilsner or basic Wheat.

    Other possible garnishes – Plain yogurt, sour cream, cheese, chopped onions, or sliced avocado.

    More to come…

    Murv