BRAINPAN LEAKAGE

The daily WillyCon XI report, Day 4, Morning Report –

The following takes place… Meh (gimme a break, I’m exhausted…)

Day 4 – Morning Update

4:01 AM – aWaKe…

@mrsellars – [check time on cell phone] Bullshit. Not again.

@mrsellars – [roll over]

@mrsellars – skrrrnnnnxxx-snort… skrrrnnnnxxx-snort… skrrrnnnnxxx-snort

5:53 AM – AWAKE!

@mrsellars – Meh.

6:08 AM

@mrellars – Meh.

6:32 AM

@mrsellars – Meh.

7:12 AM

@mrsellars – Walkies… Stumble… Lean… Struggle… Walkies

@Analog_Camera – Click – Flash – Whirrrrrr…

@mrsellars – Walkies… Stumble… Lean… Struggle… Walkies

@Analog_Camera – Click – Flash – Whirrrrrr…

@mrsellars – Walkies… Stumble… Lean… Struggle… Walkies

@Analog_Camera – Click – Flash – Whirrrrrr…

@mrsellars – Walkies… Stumble… Lean… Struggle… Walkies

@Analog_Camera – Click – Flash – Whirrrrrr…

@mrsellars – Walkies… Stumble… Lean… Struggle… Walkies

@Analog_Camera – Click – Flash – Whirrrrrr…

@mrsellars – Walkies… Stumble… Lean… Struggle… Walkies

7:37 AM

@mrsellars – There’s a friggin’ snowcone stuck to the side of my face…

@mrsellars – I’m pretty sure my ear fell off back there next to the library.

@mrsellars – Shoulda bought a hat.

@mrsellars – Trudge… Trudge… Struggle… Trudge

@Student_Center_Door – Skreeeeee… clunk… errssskrmee… thump.

@mrsellars – [Shake… Stomp… Stomp… Shake] Melt… Drip… Melt… Drip… Melt… Drip…

@custodian – Gaaahhhhhh!!!

@mrsellars – Oh hai… Mahbd fabess… ib be fwobzin.

@custodian – O_o

@Con_Registration – It’s not bad out there.

@custodian – Are you nuts? Look at him. Half his face fell off. It’s bad out there.

@mrsellars – I’m nim nobt am amimahl…

@custodian – O_o

@Con_Registration – O_o

@mrsellars – Melt… Drip… Thaw… Drip… Melt…

@mrsellars – Venturing into eebil after-blizzard once again. Breakfast at Multicultural Building across parking lot. If I don’t make it, tell E K and the munchkin’ I love them.

@mrsellars – Trudge… Trudge… Struggle… Trudge

@mrsellars – Mahbd noebz… ib be gawned.

@mrsellars – Breakfast with Ron, Maria, and Chris. Good noms, good conversation. And… COFFEE!!!!

@mrsellars – good conversation with nomming attendees… and, more COFFEE!!!

(Note: Special thanks to “The Townsends” for absolutely killer breakfast noms, great conversation, and the handful of coffee singles to take back to my room. Y’all are my heroes.)

9:03 AM

@mrsellars – Panel = yak, yak, yak, lol, yak yak…

@mrsellars – [mingle] [chat] [brag on daughter] [chat] [brag on wife] [mingle] [silently fantasize about wife] [mingle] [chat] [mingle]

12:02 PM

@mrsellars – nom, nom, nom…

@mrsellars – Walkies… [BLINDED BY THE LIGHT] My Eyes!!! WTF is that thing?! The sun? Where the hell did that come from? [glare] Make it stop!!!

@mrsellars – Walkies… Wal… Gaaaahhhhhh!!!

@WIND – Hhhooooowwwwwwlllllllll! Whoooosssshhhhhh! Swissshhshshshshsshhhhh! SkreeeeeeeeeeHowlllllllll….

@mrsellars – HOLY CRAP! [grabbing for light pole] The wind… It is Eebil… More eebil than E K… I didn’t think that was possible…

@mrsellars – Whoooaaaha! [missing lightpole] [assume downhill skier position] Slide… Wal… Stumble… Slide… Slide… Slide… Walkies… STREET! WAHAHAHA! Whew… Oh shit!… Slide… Stumble… Holy crap, there go those badgers again! STREET! GAhAhAhHHH! Slide… Slide… A cow! [Note: Don’t tell E K about the cow…] Slide… Slide… Stumble… Thump.

@mrsellars – Skin has been peeled from face by wind. Missing one ear and three fingers to frostbite. Shoes wet.  Can no longer feel my feet. Retinas burned out due to glare from eebil snow, can make out some vague shapes but only if they move.

@mrsellars – {sigh}

Dead dog party tonight. Fly home tomorrow.  Right now, want nap. REALLY, REALLY want nap. Think I might set alarm clock and have one.

More to come…

Murv

Day 3, Evening Edition…

The following takes place between… Awww, fuggit.

4:45 PM

@mrsellars – Fuggit. I’m wearing my sweats for the rest of the evening. Miserable, cold rain… Not going to make pretty.

@mrsellars – Walkies… Rain… Walkies… Rain…

@mrsellars – Drip… Drip… Drip…

@Con_Registration – Raining out there?

@mrsellars – Nope. I took a shower but couldn’t find my towel.

@mrsellars – Dry… Dry… Dry…

@mrsellars – Meet Maria William, artist guest of honor and her husband, Chris. Have dinner with faculty advisor, some alumni, and other GoH’s… Good conversation, good noms.

@mrsellars – [Mingle Chat Mingle]

7:30 PM boop, boop, beep, bahp, beep, beep, boop, bahp, bahp, beep, boop… Ring… Ring… Ri!

@EK – Hello.

@mrsellars –  It’s here.

@EK – What’s here?

@mrsellars – Snow. Flakes the size of compact cars flying sideways. I just saw one take out a cow.

@EK – Did you get any steaks?

@mrsellars – Locals beat me to it.

@EK – You let them get there first? Remind me to beat you when you get home.

@mrsellars – Yes ma’am.

@EK – Next cow that goes down you get me some steaks. Got me?

@mrsellars – Damn, I think a family of badgers just flew past the window.

@EK – I’m not fond of badger.

@mrsellars – Yeah, rumor has it they’re afraid of you anyway.

@EK – They should be.

@mrsellars – So, according to the weather service Western Nebraska has been completely annihilated. Storm says it is planning to kill all of us too.

@EK – Hold on just a second. [skree-skrshhh-chunk… riffle…riffle…riffle…] Hmmmm… Okay, I’m back.

@mrsellars – What’s up?

@EK – Just checking to make sure your life insurance is paid up.

@mrsellars – Is it?

@EK – Yes, sure is. So you can stop whining. Why don’t you go for a long walk.

@mrsellars – It’s whiteout conditions. You can’t see across the parking lot.

@EK – Sounds like a good time for you to go exploring, don’t you think?

@mrsellars – O_o

@Faculty_Advisor – …And that one, and that one, and maybe that one.

@mrsellars – I dunno, there isn’t much meat on that one. Maybe a soup bone.

@Faculty_Advisor – That might work.

@mrsellars – We’ll need salt. Being students they might be a bit gamey. Gonna want to salt ’em down for a day or two before we cook ’em.

@Faculty_Advisor – I’ll check the cafeteria.

@mrsellars – While you’re there, see if they have any garlic and fava beans. No reason for us to be barbaric about it.

8:00 PM  – Masquerade Contest – GoH’s judge.

@mrsellars – Whoa mama, E K needs a costume like that… Cool… Good workmanship… That’s one’s neat… Hey, I bet that one took a lot of work… Wow… That one is impressive… Man, that one is cool… Hey, she sings good… Hey, she’s pretty funny… Wow, he put a lot of work into that…

@mrsellars – [Deliberate] [Discuss] [Deliberate] [Discuss]

@mrsellars – Need to stop visualizing E K in that costume…

@mrsellars – Night all… I’m too old for this shit, I’m going to my room to settle in.

@Con_Folks – Goodnight, Murv!

@mrsellars – Walkies… Walkies… Walkies…

@mrsellars – Walkies… Walkies… Lean… Stagger… Lean…

@mrsellars – Walkies… Walkies…

@mrsellars – Stumble…

@mrsellars – [unlock door] [go in] [lock door] [turn on computer] [raise blinds]

@mrsellars –  {exhausted sigh}

More to come… (Or, not…)

Murv

Note: Satire, observational, humor, ’nuff said. See previous disclaimer. Tired.