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  • Test Results…

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    Some of you have been doubting me.

    Y’all know who you are. You keep sending emails and leaving comments chastising me for saying E K is the one true evil.

    “How could such a sweet person be evil?” You ask.

    You shake your head and say, “You’re just making that up.”

    “She can’t be evil…” You announce then verbally assault me with, “In fact, she must be a saint to put up with all the vicious rumors you spread about her…”

    Well, guess what? She had herself tested and the results are in:

    92 percent evil

    See, I told you so… She’s even laughing about it.

    You wanna know what’s REALLY bad about all this? Well, I’m going to tell you anyway. I happen to know she cheated.

    She’s actually certified 113% pure evil.

    More to come…

    Murv