A gentle reminder: I don’t just spout silliness here on this blog. I also write novels. Those are what put the bread on the table, but bread is just about it as far as that goes. My wife has to bring home the bacon (and broccoli, and eggs, and milk, and…) That’s not what this is about, however…

If you have read my official bio over on my regular “author type person” website then you have probably run across the part about us having a pair of rescued felines, both of whom I describe as “the competition.”

Why “the competition?” some have asked.

Easy. They’ve got a thing for The Supreme Redhead. Yeah… E K.

Now, I realize that sounds a bit paranoid, but let me tell you a story. A recent story, in fact, and not at all unusual around here with these furry lunatics.

Just the other night, E K was on the sofa, and Competition #1, AKA Asphalt (because we rescued him from the middle of a highway on-ramp) immediately climbed onto her lap. He does this every time she parks for more than two minutes. Yes… I can hear you now, “But, Murv, that’s normal for cats.”

Yeah… sure.

As usual, E K babbled at him a bit, making all those “wooja-wooja ai lub yoo” noises and scritching him behind the ears. Now, remember, Asphalt started life as a kitten the size of a large hamster, but has grown to better than 20 lbs and has a head the size of a small melon. So, with him sprawled across EKay’s lap, she is sort of trapped.

The bag of tuna breath waited until she was finished and had directed her attention elsewhere. Then, he looked around, stared directly at me for a moment, then shifted a little, raised a paw, and copped a feel.

Yes. Pardon the colloquialism, but the old lardass planted his paw on EKay’s right “boob,” and left it there. Then, he looked at me with an expression on the order of, “Neener Neener, What’re you gonna do about it?”

And before you tell me that it was just a cat being a cat, I’d like to remind you that I saw the look on his face, so I know better.

All I can say is that if he starts bringing her dead stuff, he and I are going to go out back and have a talk. I’m pretty sure I can take him…

More to come…

Murv

Sorry, Folks, but today’s Brainpan Leakage isn’t of the funny, analytical, or current events type. Actually, it is just a final reminder. I’ve been telling everyone on Facebook for a solid month now that I am doing away with my “profile” and using the “Page” as my presence on the Social Networking site.

Most everyone “gets it,” some don’t, some are angry about the decision. Oh well, can’t please everyone now can I?

However, my point with THIS blog entry is this – Today is the last day the profile will be live. As of tomorrow it will be deactivated. So, here is the final bell. Obviously, you can still go “Like” the M. R. Sellars page even after the deactivation of the profile. I am merely putting this out there so that when people email me and say, “I had no idea!” I can point and say, “Why the hell not? I warned you…”

And so, GRAPHICALLY Speaking:

PROFILE NO

https://www.facebook.com/not there no more…

PAGE YES

https://www.facebook.com/SellarsMR

With luck I will return you to your regularly scheduled leakage 9/4/11…

More to come…

Murv