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  • Recycle Or E K Will Hurt You…

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    As I’ve noted in the past, The Evil Redhead is sort of an environmental dominatrix. By that I mean if you harm the environment, she will torture you. She’s just that kind of gal. We even call her Kippy The Eco-Terrorist behind her back, of course. Otherwise she does really mean things to us. It’s not the eco-terrorist part that bothers her. Actually, she kind of likes that title. However, she absolutely hates being called “Kippy.”

    Go figure…

    At any rate, because of her whip wielding eco-activism, E K has informed me that I am to remind everyone of the following:

    November 8-14 is National Recycling Week

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    November 15th is America Recycles Day

    Recycling is important. Not only does it reduce waste and help the environment, it keeps The Evil One happy. Of course, torturing her victims keeps her happy too, but when she tortures litterbugs and BP execs, anger tends to overshadow her enjoyment of the process, rendering her moody and otherwise not so much fun to be around.

    And, we all want E K to be happy, correct? I know I do, and I even have the scars to prove it…

    To that end, at various events we have made available, for free, “E K Recycles Stickers” and “E K Consequences Motivational Posters”. These items have been an ENORMOUS hit with folks, and we’re relatively certain that it isn’t just because they are free. So, since we don’t make it to every corner of the world, or even country, we thought we’d put printable versions of the sticker and poster out there for those of you who want them, but haven’t been able to get them. These files are, of course, free of charge and you should feel free to distribute them as long as they remain unaltered.

    Should you not have access to a printer with water resistant ink, these stickers are also available at the On The Edge Graphics Cafepress Store. Of course, those are NOT free, but the are sold strictly at cost/base price, with no markup. (http://www.cafepress.com/otegraphics/6955205) – You will also find many other E K Recycles items, from re-usable water bottles and shopping bags to t-shirts and hoodies. Feel free to check out the rest of the On The Edge Graphics store for RGI and other Brainpan Leakage Swag as well…

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    (Links to the Hi-Res files can be found below each picture)

    Believe me, she will…

     

     

    Want Some Printable EK Says “Recycle Or I’ll Hurt You” Labels?

    Click Here For The PDF

     

     

     

    And, just in case you think she isn’t serious about meting out punishment, she wanted you to see the proof below. Aluminum cans aren’t the only things she enjoys stomping. Yes… She really is a bit militant about the recycling thing.

     

     

     

     

    Want A Printable ‘CONSEQUENCES” Motivational Poster?

    Click Here For The 300dpi JPG (11×17)

     

    More to come…

    Murv

     

     

  • Shameless Me…

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    Well, not exactly Despicable, and I don’t have any minions, but what the hell… Due to business and various events both within and without of my control, I didn’t have a blog ready to go for today. But, with everything that is going on, even I’m not surprised by that fact. So, instead of rambling at you about something that makes little or no sense, I thought I’d just be a bit shameless and let you know Miranda is now ready to roll.

    In fact, I am meeting with my publicist in a couple of hours to scribble in several copies that will be available via the publisher’s online bookstore…

    And so, here ya’ go… Shameless me.

    Miranda: A Rowan Gant Investigation

    Autographed Copies Now Available Via

    willowtreepress.com

    Also available for order via Amazon.com, Barnes & Noble.com, and available from Amazon in Kindle format

    Coming to bookstores nationwide 7/1/10

    “This is one book you will want to read alone, in the dark and in your bed. Just make sure you lock the door before you get started!”
    — Sherrilyn Kenyon, New York Times Best Selling Author of The Dark Hunter Series

    THERE ARE SOME EVILS THAT JUST REFUSE TO STAY DEAD

    Rowan Gant is a Witch with a curse…The spirits of the dead just won’t leave him alone. Still reeling from the unsettling outcome of his most recent case with the Saint Louis police department’s Major Case Squad, Rowan once again finds himself face to face with an unearthly incarnation of evil—Miranda, the spirit of a 19th century serial killer that simply refuses to remain dead. However, this time the confrontation is by his own choice, because old magick that Rowan believed he held in check is escaping its bonds, and Miranda’s legacy of torture and death has begun anew.

    We will return to our regularly scheduled silliness next blog entry…

    More to come…

    Murv