Yeah… That’s usually what E K says right about the time she is stomping on my head, or slapping me around with a frying pan. It usually comes on the heels of her saying, “You’re really ASKING for it!” Next thing I know I’m on the floor, flat on my back, with her standing on my chest screaming, yeah, you guessed it, “You ASKED for it!”
(In all honesty I probably did, but that’s not the point…)
However, let’s get back to this asking thing, because this time “You Asked For It” isn’t all about a beatdown from The Redhead. In this case it actually pertains to a goodly number of you folks who are regular readers of Brainpan Leakage. You see, over the years I have engaged in that widely used guerrilla marketing tactic known as “branded swag”… You know, logoed / embossed apparel, coffee mugs, etc, just like you get from corporate vendors every Christmas. Yeah, that sort of stuff. Only mine is way cooler than the stuff you get from some random widget company…
So, anyway, throughout the years folks have been pretty excited about such things as the Miranda and Free Felicity Tee-Shirts, Coffee Mugs with various quotes from the RGI characters, and other such sundries. However, for the past year or so I haven’t been putting any of that stuff out there. Apparently this has been an issue for quite a few folks, because in recent months not only have I been receiving a major load of email asking where and/or when such items as listed above can be obtained, but there have been a ton of requests for Brainpan Leakage Swag… Most notably Evil Kat Brainpan Leakage Swag. It seems a lot of you ladies seriously identify with her and some of you men want to… well… let me just say, “Back off, dudes. She’s mine.” (Well…actually, I’m hers, but that’s just a matter of semantics… Don’t tell her I said that, okay?)…
Besides, she will hurt you… Like blow your deductible out of the water hurt you… I mean it… We’re seriously talking you’d better have AFLAC kind of hurt you…
Of course, if you want a Tee-Shirt with The Evil Redhead on it, I can live with that. (And, so can you because you will still be able to function in daily life without the aid of medical equipment and round the clock care.)
But seriously… I really and truly have had a ton of requests for more Swag and especially E K Swag.
So, since many of you asked for it, I worked out a deal with On The Edge Graphics, the crew that creates the killer posters and advertising stuff for my books, and the folks responsible for some of the artwork on the early RGI Swag. Between my own limited artistic ability and their superior talent, some new Swag has been born and they have set up an official web store. Since demand doesn’t always translate into sales, this is being done through Cafepress much like I used to do it, however the markups are minimal. Basically, just enough to cover expenses AND allow a charitable donation to a wildlife / conservation organization of E Kay’s choice from a portion of the proceeds on anything bearing her signature or caricatured likeness.
As of this writing, the store is still being set up, “stocked”, and all that jazz, however, it is officially open. More Swag is coming, and some of the old classics are going to be revamped and re-issued.
So, there you go:
On The Edge Graphics Cafepress Store
…You asked for it, you got it… (Why do I feel like I should be ending that ditty with “Toy-oh-tah!”?)
More to come…
Murv
Leslie David
August 14th, 2009 at 08:56
I like the EK avatar with the flyswatter.
M. R. Sellars
August 14th, 2009 at 09:17
Ahhhh… The Splat-O-Matic 3000. 🙂
Stacy
August 14th, 2009 at 09:50
I’m sure you were the first one to purchase the “Property of” shirt- or do you already have a closet full?
I’m sure, though, that EK doesn’t have a “property of Murv” shirt. That would be beneath her (he he- kinda’ like you)
Really nice stuff- defiantly have to make a purchse.
M. R. Sellars
August 14th, 2009 at 10:00
Bwuhahahahaha! Are you kidding? “Property of Evil Kat” is permanently tattooed on my chest, right butt cheek, and other places I’m too polite to mention. 😉
But in all seriousness, I haven’t purchased any yet, but it’s on my to do list. 😉
M. R. Sellars
August 14th, 2009 at 10:01
BTW, that really IS Evil Kat’s signature. It was digitized especially for the project.
Stacy
August 14th, 2009 at 14:29
All I have to say about the tattoos is- please don’t moon me. Did EK do them herself- the old bamboo and India ink type?
M. R. Sellars
August 14th, 2009 at 14:38
Stiletto heels and mulberries. And then there was the branding iron…
😛
Gina
August 14th, 2009 at 16:14
Owwies. Mulberries in open spiked-heel wounds would sting a bit, methinks. Having been the victim of hot grease spatters, oven bumps and curling iron mishaps, I can say with assurance that branding would just effing hurt. No wonder you write such great descriptions of all the painful stuff Rowan has to live through – you’ve been there, done that, created the t-shirt!
M. R. Sellars
August 14th, 2009 at 16:18
So, Gina, I have this Bridge over a swamp in Brooklyn… 😉
ROFL!
Schueyman
August 15th, 2009 at 15:27
Not to mention Deep Fried Murv. Ouch.
M. R. Sellars
August 15th, 2009 at 17:29
Yeah, Murv has already been deep fried… Wonder if I should blog about the KFC incident?
Tasialue
August 16th, 2009 at 01:13
I’ve heard bits of that story. A blog would make us all squirm, and not in the good way EK makes us squirm. 🙂
Schueyman
August 16th, 2009 at 05:03
Too grodey, man, too grodey.