26th Nov 09
M. R. SellarsSo, against our better judgement we were going to let E K prepare Thankgsgiving Dinner this year. However, we kept hearing an enormous amount of noise coming from the kitchen. When we went to investigate we discovered that our original fears had come to fruition – The Evil Redhead was playing with the food.
She was right in the middle of whipping the potatoes when we entered the kitchen…
The dressing was anything but. In fact, it was naked and cowering in the corner…
The cranberry jelly was quivering in its bowl…
But, there was something far more disturbing waiting for us in the oven…
Yes folks… Turkey Bondage.
See… I told you we can’t let her loose in the kitchen.
Happy Turkey Day folks… Don’t eat too much.
I have to go now… The Evil Redhead is getting a little overzealous punching down the bread dough…
More to come…
Murv
JodiLee
November 26th, 2009 at 08:13
O_O eeep!
Happy Thanksgiving… just eat around the bruised bits. 😉
M. R. Sellars
November 26th, 2009 at 08:14
I’m thinking it should be a fairly well tenderized turkey… 😉
Stacy
November 26th, 2009 at 09:56
Ouch-
Hope you and your family have a lovely an restful Thanksgiving (meaning- keep bourbon handy for you two and NintendoDS for little one, if you are with outside family members)
I am very thankful to get these humorous blogs delivered to my inbox. Though I think the turkey is far from thankful (that’s not the one that was pardoned, is it????)
Schueyman
November 28th, 2009 at 15:38
If you pardon a turkey, the edible fowl win.